I believe it is worth noting that some paranormal beings love to move house keys. I really don’t understand it. I find that most of the beings who are quite talented at communicating are not the ones up to such games so I can’t ever really get a good lock on why this keeps happening, I only know it isn’t just me.

Over the years I have heard many stories of haunted homes and extraordinary paranormal events, but in the end it seems like everyone has at least one case of misplaced keys.

Personally I believe my best experience with this took place several years ago when I had possibly the worst head cold I have ever had in my life. It was the type we always refer to as the flu, though technically it isn’t and you feel like you’re head is going to implode or explode or some such disgusting catastrophe.

I was comfortably (as possible) situated in my garden room on a wonderfully cushy sofa surrounded by what I would have estimated at the time, about a thousand tissues trying to read and ignore my illness. As I turned a page in my book I noted something in my peripheral vision about four feet off of the ground: my keys. I remember at the time thinking not now.

My keys floated, (by some unknown capacity I have for telekinesis gone awry from sickness for all I know,) and then left the room into the hall. I honestly can’t say where they went exactly or for how long because a huffed and returned to reading…or my attempt to read. I think I may have shouted something after the invisible force like Why don’t you get me some soup while you’re at it! Maybe, it was a really bad cold. I can tell you that when I woke up later feeling marginally better the keys were hooked on large potted plant that hung from the ceiling. Very funny, I’m glad I spotted them quickly that time, in others I have not been so fortunate.

So whether or not socks get eaten in the dryer or sunglasses hide in cracks in the sofa I cannot say for sure, but if you’re veer missing your keys, don’t be too certain it’s your fault.

Goodbye for now, another end.
Until a time we meet again.

-Seline