I have been trying to keep my blog in order from past to present, but something happened today that I know I’ll forget if I don’t get it down now so I hope you’re in the mood for a laugh.

My weekend was insanely busy! I got almost no sleep or food (no I didn’t hallucinate,) and was quite frankly grumpy and ready to be lazy Monday. Naturally, because I didn’t want to do anything but be as much of a lump as I could manage, the phone rang off of the hook.

I made several grumbling comments at it every time it rang and by the end of the day had upgraded to longer and less friendly ones. At one point I decided a hot bath was in order and so I took myself to possibly the only room in my home that doesn’t have a little ringing device and blocked out the world for a little while. (For those of you interested in the dynamic between people who see ghosts and bathing, we’ll get to that another time…)

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I felt refreshed when I got out of the tub and thought I might return a few of those missed calls. Like most people these days all of my phones are cordless, so I went to grab the nearest handset and found it missing. I didn’t remember picking it up, but anyone who has a similar set up can probably relate to missing handsets around the house, so I thought nothing of it. I went into the next room and found that one missing also. Again, I shrugged it off.

After the third, fourth and fifth…I started to get suspicious. I pressed the locator buttons on the base…nothing.

I walked around the house trying to remember if I had, in a fit of exhaustion and irritation, buried the phones somewhere tricky. I couldn’t recall doing this, but people have certainly done stranger things.

After a little while I passed into my kitchen and as a neared the microwave I felt a wave of cold hit me. It was like stepping right into an icy wind. I stopped for a minute to investigate the cold spot and found nothing that could be causing such a draft. Yes, even after all of these years I still check. Nothing further happened so I continued my hunt.

After several more walks through the house and more button pushing I became suspicious of outside interference. I didn’t actually see ghosts about, but I got the general feeling that something was amiss.

I used the same tactic I grew to depend on as a child during such moments and shouted out to them that enough was enough game over. I heard laughter above me, so close it actually made me jump. It was soft and friendly enough so I waited a moment to see if anything would happen.

All at once I heard ringing, though it wasn’t coming out of any of the phone bases as it should have. I followed the ringing into the kitchen until I was standing in front of the microwave. I popped open the door and there piled in a pyramid were all five handsets.

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The phones were still ringing so I picked one up to check the caller I.D. and found only “Out of Area.” I did answer, but heard only static on the other end. I said thank you allowed and laughed to myself. I felt one more gust of cold as the spot seemed to shift and heard similar laughter only this time from further away.

I returned all of handsets to their bases, giggling to myself as I went and thinking that I was very happy that one has no reason to start a microwave without first placing something inside of it. I wish I had gotten a chance to film the phones floating though the hallway like some except from a wizarding film. This is often the case, that an object gets moved, but you only see the end result, or just a flash of the movement before it stops.

I’ll have to remember that trick next time I feel like disconnecting. Now if only I could get them to do laundry…

Goodbye for now, another end.
Until a time we meet again.

-Seline